matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
