My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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