sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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