I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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