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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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