I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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