Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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