But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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