And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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