But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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