Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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