Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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