The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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