Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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