Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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