What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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