Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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