ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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