if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i think i have two assholes
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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