We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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