the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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