they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I will pee on everything he values.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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