Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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