i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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