That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
What a dumb baby whore.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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