WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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