hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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