I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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