So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Randomize
