fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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