And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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