So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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