Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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