so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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