Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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