She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
