That's intense
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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