he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
