The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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