Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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