I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We're too hungover to prance.
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