Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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