well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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