those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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