you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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