Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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