i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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