What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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