Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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