Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Did I show you my penis last night?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
A+ Viking dick
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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