My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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