Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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