Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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